KINGSMERELEAGUE2026/27
Choose your club

CHOOSE YOUR CLUB

No signup. Pick one. Everything that happens from here happens to you.

Ironvale

Ironvale FC

Ironvale · The Foundry

The furnace city. Ironvale are built on noise, sweat and a back four that treats the penalty box as private property. Nobody enjoys visiting The Foundry.

Nova City

Nova City

Nova · Meridian Arena

New money, new stadium, new everything. Nova City buy the fastest players in the league and expect them to sprint for ninety minutes. Glamorous, brittle, box office.

Blackmere

Blackmere United

Blackmere · Mere Park

Fallen aristocrats. Blackmere have more trophies in the cabinet than any club in Kingsmere and have added nothing to it in fourteen years. The fans have not forgotten either fact.

Halcyon

Port Halcyon

Halcyon · The Quay

Seaside romantics. Port Halcyon play the most beautiful and least sensible football in the country, usually in the same match. Cult club. Chaos club.

Kingsreach

Kingsreach Athletic

Kingsreach · Crown Ground

The establishment. Kingsreach are the richest, best-run and least loved club in Kingsmere. They win most years and are furious in the years they do not.

Ashcombe

Ashcombe Rovers

Ashcombe · Combe Lane

A town of thirty thousand with a football club that refuses to know its place. Ashcombe have been relegated, promoted, bankrupted and reborn. Currently reborn.

Saltford

Saltford Wanderers

Saltford · Saltford Bowl

The Wanderers do not concede. That is roughly the whole plan. Saltford have finished mid-table for a decade by boring better teams into mistakes.

Thornbury

Thornbury Town

Thornbury · Thornfield

The academy. Thornbury would rather lose with a nineteen-year-old than win with a thirty-year-old, and frequently do both. Half the league has a Thornbury graduate.

Greywater

Greywater Athletic

Greywater · The Sluice

Rain, canals and grievance. Greywater have never won anything and would like you to know it is not their fault. Hard to beat, harder to like, impossible to ignore at The Sluice.

Sunmarsh

Sunmarsh FC

Sunmarsh · The Salt Bowl

The south coast showboats. Sunmarsh attack in numbers, defend in theory, and sell out every week because nobody knows what will happen. Kingsmere's entertainers, on purpose.